lmao ur gay
omg i’m gonna cry this has MADE MY WEEK AAAAAAAAAAA /)u(\ i’m so glad to hear this afhdjgfjhdg thank you so much!! ;A;
semen has as much vitamin c in it as an orange
so what you’re telling me is that sucking dick can prevent scurvy
this really sheds a whole new light on pirate lifestyles
"What the—what are you doing in there?!"
"Hahaha, look! I’m in jail!"
this is pretty silly lmao
Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws.
there should definitely be a harvest moon sexy guys calendar and it should include a picture of cam naked and covered in cats for one of the spring months
[gestures to favorite character]